"Cornelius Pinwickle spent fourteen years as the underground goblin world's most sought-after exotic dancer until a tragic incident involving a ceiling fan, a wheel of Gouda, and the Dutch ambassador ended his career and sparked an international crisis that is still technically classified, and the frown has been permanently load-bearing ever since. He now roams the earth wearing the burlap collar as penance for crimes so specifically weird that the Vatican had to invent two new categories of sin just to cover them, and his only remaining joy is aggressively judging soup at county fairs under the alias "Professor Broth."
 
Cornelius stands at about 6 and 1/4 inches tall &  is constructed from acrylic-painted polymer clay head, shoes, and hands over a posable, wire armature. 
His clothing (obviously) is handmade from reclaimed materials and random findings, beads, and such.
It is best to prop him against something for him to stand.  
 
DISCLAIMER : PLEASE DO NOT GIVE THIS ART TO SMALL CHILDREN, ANIMALS, or the developmentally disabled !! There are small parts that pose choking or other hazards.
This is ONLY an art piece for serious collectors, not a toy.
 
I suggest putting him somewhere where he can't get knocked down and possibly in an acrylic or glass enclosure to protect him from dust and damage. 
 
Shipping will include full insurance in order to cover loss or damage in transit.
This fellow will come well packaged, secured in a box with plenty of padding between the layers.
Cornelius  includes a signed certificate.