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"At the bar, the trashy floozy goose horsefly strutted in wearing glittery gold wings, trashy black lingerie, and a feathered headress, charming the other patrons with her saucy tales of barnyard escapades. Little did they know, her favorite drink wasn't on the menu; she preferred a cocktail of pond water and expired milk."


 This bizarre busty bust is sculpted from polymer clay over a foil core, painted in artist-grade acrylics and sealed with matte varnish. Her eyes are glass & handmade by me. 


Height is just around 7 inches tall with her feathered "headdress". Clothing/accessories are not removable as they are glued on. She wears faux lashes and assorted red satin flowers. 

DISCLAIMER : PLEASE DO NOT GIVE THIS ART TO SMALL CHILDREN, ANIMALS, or the developmentally disabled !! There are small parts that pose choking or other hazards.
This is ONLY an art piece for serious collectors, not a toy.


Shipping will include full insurance in order to cover loss or damage in transit.

This bizarre gal will come well packaged, secured with layers of protective padding. 


A signed artist certificate will be included. 


Floozy Goose Horsefly - One of a Kind Clay Sculpture

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