Willy Slummo got his big glassy eyes from staring too long at a microwave burrito at 3am outside of a 7-Eleven, and nobody’s quite sure what’s under that striped sock-suit, but three scientists have tried to look and now they all three refuse to discuss it. 
He comes in at about 8 inches tall with his tattered beret. His waist is about 4 1/2 inches wide. 
He is made from my own handmade pattern, reclaimed materials, handmade glass doll eyes, a wooden button nose, and clay teeth. 
Insurance is included to cover the full sale. 
 
Disclaimer : This is an art doll and not meant for children. Small parts may pose a choking hazard. Keep out of reach of pets, children, and the developmentally disabled. I am not responsible for any damages  incurred by the misuse of this item. It is for adult collectors and display only. 
Sale is final.